There are things about you that you don't know.

Print my card Admit one · $9.95
Draft — needs owner and legal review before launch. This page is a plain-language first draft. It is not legal advice and is not yet in force.

The small print

Terms

1. What you're buying

A digital personality card (PDF), composed by software from your name and birth details, for entertainment and self-reflection. Price: $9.95 USD unless shown otherwise at checkout. For entertainment and self-reflection. Astrology and numerology are traditions, not science.

2. Who can buy

You must be 18 or older to buy on this site. A gift ticket can be redeemed by the person it was bought for. [Owner to confirm the age rule and any country limits before launch.]

3. Payment and delivery

  • Payments are processed by Stripe on Stripe's checkout page. We never see or store your card number.
  • Your card is emailed as a PDF, usually within minutes. If our checker holds a card for a hand-check, it is sent within 24 hours.
  • A private download link is included and works for 30 days.

4. Gift tickets and codes

Gift tickets and invitation codes are single use, can expire, and have no cash value. They can't be resold. Attempts to guess codes are rate limited.

5. No predictions, no guarantees about your life

The card makes no predictions about outcomes and gives no health, legal, financial, lottery or gambling advice. We make no guarantee about anything in your life; the only promise is about the product itself: see Refunds.

6. Your card

The card is for your personal use: print it, frame it, share a photo of it. The machine's library of lines, the design and the name The Midway Machine remain ours.

7. Changes and contact

If these terms change, the new version is posted here with its date. Questions: reply to your order email. [Owner to add the business name, address, governing law and a support address before launch.]